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[Richard]

And here's where we can post our opinions about fish. To keep things tidy, please put your fish ideas here rather than scattering them about the forum.
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[Mattous]

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"SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH"

"IS THAT A FISH IN YOUR TROUSERS OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME"

"I'M GONNA EAT YOU LITTLE FISHY"

"FISSHESSSS PRESIOUSSS"

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[Robin]

Alive without breath,;
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking;
clad in mail, never clinking.
Drowns on dry land,
thinks an island
is a mountain;
thinks a fountain
is a puff of air.
So sleek, so fair!
What a joy to meet!
We only wish
to catch a fish,
so juicy-sweet!

'Fissh, nice fissh. White Face has vanished, my precious, at last, yes. Now we can eat fish in peace. No, not in peace, precious. For Precious is lost; yes lost. Dirty hobbits, nasty hobbits. Gone and left us, gollum; and Precious is gone. Only poor Smeagol all alone. No Precious. Nasty Men, they'll take it, steal my Precious. Thieves. We hates them. Fissh, nice fissh. Makes us strong. Makes eyes bright, fingers tight, yes. Throttle them, precious. Throttle them all, yes, if we gets chances. Nice fissh. Nice fissh!'

gollum, gollum

[Mattous]

GOLLUM, GOLLUM, GOLLUM...









Preciousssssssssss....

Gollum Toys! We wants one!!!


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[Trina]

[u]Gollum's Song in the Dead Marshes[/u]

The cold hard lands
they bites our hands,
they gnaws our feet.
The rocks and stones
are like old bones
all bare of meat.
But stream and pool
is wet and cool:
so nice for feet!
And now we wish -

Alive without breath;
as cold as death;
never thirsting, ever drinking
clad in mail, never clinking.
Drowns on dry land,
thinks an island
is a mountain;
thinks a fountain
is a puff of air.
So sleek, so fair!
What a joy to meet!
We only wish
to catch a fish,
so juicy-sweet!


The riddles of Bilbo and Gollum

Gollum:
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
[A mountain]

Bilbo:
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]

Gollum:
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
[Wind]

Bilbo:
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
"That eye is like to this eye"
Said the first eye,
"But in low place,
Not in high place."
[The sun]

Gollum:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
[Dark]

Bilbo:
A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
[An egg]

Gollum:
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
[Fish]

Bilbo:
No-legs lay on one-leg,
two-legs sat near on three-legs,
four-legs got some.
[Fish on a table,
man on a stool,
cat gets the scraps]

Gollum:
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
[Time]
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[Paul]

Gollum is crap, deal with it, wish harm upon me if you will, but i don't see the attraction of a 900 year old little grey/green thing, unless it has a lightsaber and goes, "hrrrrrrm!", and furthermore, Gollum is nothing like a fish, fish are useful.
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[Mattous]

Dude... are you forgetting who's website your on?

Gollum is without a doubt the coolest fiction character in the world... and you will respect him while on my site! Or I'll have to lay the smack down on your ass... humm that didn't sound good...

Have you even read Lord of the Rings? Forget the films, read the book! You won't regret it!
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