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Mattous Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 1137 Location: Kent, England
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Robbie Forum Freak :-~


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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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for the protection of my little friend...i won't spill no beans yet....
we'll see what happens  _________________ Robbie |
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Mike Forum Freak :-~

Joined: 27 Nov 2002 Posts: 104 Location: Pembury
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:06 pm Post subject: And it's story time! |
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You guys want the one with/about the........
1. Monkey and the flying hamster...
2. Cottage pie and sheeps testicles...
3. Fork and the hairy butt crack
4. Night of the beast of Paddock Wood moor
Or last but not least..
5. The Genetically modified man eating salami mysteriously mistaken for a sauage on a bbq....
The choice is yours...and i am eager to tell a story.
P.S. Matt is not in the ways of remembering the one with the pneumatic drill and a pint of Jack Daniels because if you had been caught experimenting in the bathroom of a house party by your own mother, you too would have forced yourselves to forget....so in the Lords's mercy Bless Him... Cast your votes.....NOW
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Lee-Ann Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 1099 Location: Still in Marmac! HELP ME!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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Jesus? I am rather terrified right now. A little bit of consolation is needed right about now.  _________________ Normality is highly overrated! |
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Mattous Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 1137 Location: Kent, England
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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OK some of those stories are only half truths...
1. There was no mokey but unfortunatly my good friend Bob the Hamster had a little flying accident one night...
2. There was a time I ate some Cottage Pie but I don't know what the smeg sheeps testicles have to do with it!
3. I use forks on a regular basis but try to have as little to do with hairy but cracks as possiable, well now anyways...
4. The beast one is talking about one of my ex-Lovers (namly Mike Dibbens)
5. And this one is too complicated to even start!
I think Mike is the one with the drink problem, or lack of drink problem! Friend you need serious help! _________________
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Lee-Ann Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Honey... I am not even going to ask because I am just way too scared! _________________ Normality is highly overrated! |
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Mattous Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


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Lee-Ann Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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yes... yes He is. Otherwise I might just FREAK OUT! _________________ Normality is highly overrated! |
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Mike Forum Freak :-~

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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Dude i am like totally not gay! Besides you couldn't get me if you tried bro! I am soooooo out of your league. also your memory seems to have had a little lapse!
1. There was definietly a monkey! It may not have been alive but it was a monkey!
2. Matt did eat a cottage pie once, and he most definietly didnt know anything about the sheeps testicles......
3. Matt wouldnt be able to remember that one if he tried and no, coming to think of it i don't either! Sick and wrong
4. I am not gay! And matty baby you couldn't get me if you tried bro i be well out of your league!
5. I totally understand why Matt didnt go here, cor he would never get lee ann down the aisle, ha!what a surprise instore on the honeymoon!
God am i too Unique? Tony Campolo is the MAN! |
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Lee-Ann Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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K you actually are freaking me out now.  _________________ Normality is highly overrated! |
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Mattous Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Mike Honey you've wanted me from the day you layed eyes on me... you think I'm a honey! but I know you would never admit it! What would Christina think! _________________
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Lee-Ann Admitted to Forum Help Hospital


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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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hehehe way to go Matt! _________________ Normality is highly overrated! |
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Mike Forum Freak :-~

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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:02 am Post subject: |
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| Lee Ann it is okay don't worry i promise you don't have anything to worry about concerning matt. I'm guessing he has told you all about the accident with the bull at the field (and his 'area') and i commend you that it doesnt bother you and that you love matty boy anyway i really respect you for that. Good night all, i am more tired mentally than an American and a Canadian trying to figure out the true meaning of what it means to know your a muppet........indeed ponder on that you shall. Pleasant God inspired visions from the Lord Our God whoever ask for it, for you shalll recieve His grace and merciful joyto view the wonders. |
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kats Lord of all things Postlike


Joined: 02 Aug 2003 Posts: 259 Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:05 am Post subject: |
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yeah ur picture is reflecting u well...u must be smoking something...i shouldn't say that..its not very nice...but then again. u haven't been all that nice..so ponder this...no its ok to say it. ur very strange..very very strange indeed. i think u should be a poet or a writer or something cuz u come up with a lot of crazy stories that certainly quiz the mind. that's my two cents worth. weird very very weird. _________________ Kathryn Jean* |
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Mike Forum Freak :-~

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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:09 am Post subject: |
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i appreciate the time you spent to share that psychological view into my life, but the mystery shall only be revealed at the appointed time.
2 thessalonians 3:16 |
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